Where's the Beast? The Mickey Cam has been down for DAYS. Has the beast been set loose from the jail? Look, even the Save Mickey nutters are smart enough to get a webcam up within FIVE DAYS! This STINKS! SHOW ME THE BEAST!
Why don't people complain more? Well, that would be due to the cultural norm of NEVER BLAMING A DOG OR OWNER FOR ANYTHING! In other words...
Those guilty of BadSpeak and BadThink will be sent to the doggy GULAG! Comrade Mickey will make it so!
On a lighter note, anyone want to adopt this monster?
Look at the maw on that damn thing. It could crush a bowling ball for #%&@ sake! Who would want that in their home? It could take your head off with one bite! It is something out of a sci-fi horror movie! Yet, SOMEHOW it is pimped as a great family pet. Whodathunkit!!!!